Hey internet chumps, if you wanted a happy-go-lucky, humorous blog, then your you're not in the right place. This is going to be an intellectual blog, and you're gonna' like it. As you can plainly see, I'm using many abbreviations such as "gonna'". This is to raise my popularity status in teenagers. I am a graduate of Harvard, and a loving father of two teenagers. They are twins at the age of 17. So, homeys, I'm gonna' talk about my experiences as a father, and how it has changed me.
I remember when my little guys were just babies who flatulated all day. I remember changing Harold's diaper for the first time, and saying, "OH! It's a boy. . .". When he got into his first fight with a bully, I, like, "popped a socket", and I "blasted a gumphrey", and I was like "Nurns in the adenoids, ima get my gun!" I totally freakazoid, and had a fierce debate with the principal. When the principal refused to expel the boy, I signed my son up for Karate so he could learn the subtle art of self defense.
WELL! That's enough chit-chat for today, i have to check my numerous txts and e-mails!
